whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm experimenting with sincerity
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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