i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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