I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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