I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
