i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
