Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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