I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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