Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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