Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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