Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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