Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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