what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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