just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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