I'd wear matching sweaters with you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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