god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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