hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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