Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
its not stalking. its research.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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