this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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