So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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