I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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