two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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