do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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