I think i peed on brittanys purse
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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