I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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