come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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