this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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