In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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