yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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