I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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