We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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