Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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