Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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