Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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