Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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