Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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