Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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