Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's blow job season.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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