he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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