He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
