Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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