Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.