My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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