it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My vagina is officially offended.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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