i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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