So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
