Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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