new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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