apparently the secret to your success is patron
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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