Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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