Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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