so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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