Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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We have started to decorate penises.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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