well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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