He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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